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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4416 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 458283 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
