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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8901 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉
😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄
🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎
📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️
🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪
👮♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰
🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉
