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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7688 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7541 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8678 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that it will literally stop you from ending your life. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was feeling so down and out that they were about to jump off a virtual cliff in Minecraft. But just as they were about to take the plunge, a magical unicorn appeared out of nowhere and told them about our server. Intrigued, the player decided to give it a try and lo and behold, they were instantly filled with joy and wonder!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us save you from the depths of despair with our crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless fun! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?