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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9124 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Enchantments Applied: | 141 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2382 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?