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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7411 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5812 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?