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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4198 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.
So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?