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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9251 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where players can mine for delicious burger ores and feast like kings. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbow sheep roam free and grant wishes to those who pet them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, America will never be the same once you’ve experienced the insanity of our server!