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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 5126 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!