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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2813 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4057 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).
Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.
Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!