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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 751 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1287 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.
And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!
