Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY