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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9546 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3278 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?