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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5413 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?