BlockRageCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	627
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9050
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9785
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	341	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	199
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	512	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Crops Grown:	1637
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Items Found:	3695	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	129
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1113
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3