BlockquakeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	1435	Blood Moons Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mines Excavated:	2138	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	59
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4307

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8224	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Farms Harvested:	708

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	922198
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	9791
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Towns Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!