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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4244 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
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