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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7306 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
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