Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 722022 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Animals Bred: 199 Dragon Eggs Found: 8644

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 412 Enchantments Applied: 143

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Animals Bred: 82 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 410 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Emeralds Found: 2504
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Emeralds Found: 2808
    Zombie Dances: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5338
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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