Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Enchantments Applied: 207 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DARCRAFT

    DARCRAFT

    Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • insanenetwork

    insanenetwork

    Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 162 Zombie Dances: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeastMC

    BeastMC

    A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

    Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]
    Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

    📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

    ⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

    ⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

    Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

    Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Globe SMP S2

    Globe SMP S2
    New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eternity Factions

    Eternity Factions

    Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheZoo

    TheZoo
    simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 243 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OfficialFactions

    OfficialFactions

    An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 374 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6221 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Legion MC

    Legion MC

    We’re thrilled to announce the launch of Legion MC!

    Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to bring you a premium gameplay to keep you intrigued.

    In our survival server you’ll gather resources, form alliances, and earn crate keys by defeating bosses and earning in-game currency.

    Unlock unique enchants, cosmetics, and ranks by purchasing crate keys and ranks from our online store. With our commitment to delivering high quality features and performance we also guarantee excellent support to our players . Our next upcoming gamemode to be released is factions so stay tuned as we introduce new features weekly and new ways to progress and make money in-game.

    Join our thriving community now!

    50% off all ranks and cosmetics in the store !

    Store: LegionMC.tebex.io

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Mine Zinho

    Mine Zinho

    Mine Zinho is a Minecraft Survival server in version 1.20.4, with Grief Defender, Mcmmo, Jobs, ShopGUI, among others. Come play and have fun with us!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5569
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The MyZia SMP / Create Together!

    The MyZia SMP / Create Together!
    The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft ServerThe MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft ServerIf you’re looking for a nostalgic longterm serveror just want visit our amazing world,you’ve come to the right place.The MyZia SMP / Create Together! Minecraft Server

    We Offer:

    Simple vanilla gameplay.Long term world. (No resets)Hermit-Craft-like trust system.Unique builds and projects.A growing, welcoming community.Aesthetic Features:

    Improved Signs.(Click through and keep NBT)

    Sit & Crawl.(Sit anywhere, or on stair-chairs. Crawl in 1×1 holes!)

    Decor Heads.(Purchase over 50,000 heads for a diamond each.)

    Brainer Bees.(Smarter Bee AI.)

    Gardener’s Dream.(Place any plant in any pot!)

    Creeper Healing.(Unwanted explosions heal.)

    Double Jump.(Jump, crouch and jump again!)

    Through the lily pads, gently.(Push lilypads away, instead of breaking.)

    Eye Spy(More spyglass features.)

    Zombie Proof Doors(Zombies do not break doors.)Background Server Features:

    Whitelist Via Discord Verification(Use a simple one-time verification code to log in.)

    No Chat Reports.(Players cannot report chat messages.)

    Live web map.(View a world map in your browser.)

    Voice Chat.(Optional using Simple Voice Chat.)Functional build protection.**

    Your creations are protected by a special background block logging feature for anti-grief.

    There are no land claiming features or flashy plugins.* (Build Protection includes but is not limited to: Sign Logging, Block Logging Entity Logging and Container Logging)** Player builds are not live-protected from interaction, however staff can undo grief at any time.

    

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 New Chunks Explored: 139892
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 3042
    Dimension Hops: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gravity Labs

    Gravity Labs

    This is the official server of the next generation gamer social media! Come here, and play with your friends in some of the best gamemodes you can find!

    Our official websites: gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official website. mc.gamerpal.com – Gamer Pal official Minecraft server website.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server

    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server
    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft ServerEmpire War is an exciting, castle siege, PvP Minecraft server. Experience expansive class based combat, both attacking and defending locations from the Lord of the Rings novels and Films. Each map features a new array of play-styles for you to try out and master, as well as new custom built locations to explore and discover.

    Join us, and experience firsthand the magical excitement that only Empire War can offer. Embark on a journey where you will battle, conquer, and shape your own destiny, all within a world where legends are forged: the future of Middle Earth is in the palm of your hand!

    Join the forces of Mordor, Isengard, Haradrim, and more evil factions. Conquer Helm’s Deep as an Uruk-Hai general, besiege Minas Tirith with hordes of trolls, or raid the fields of Edoras riding dreadful wargs! Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server

    Empire War: A Lord of the Rings Siege Server Minecraft Server Or choose to fight for the free peoples of Middle-Earth. Defend the ruins of Osgiliath, or protect the ancient Halls of Moria! Push back the assaults on Erebor or end the evil once and for all at the doorstep of Mordor at the Black Gate!

    Whatever you want to do, whatever side you want to fight for, Empire War allows you to jump right into Middle-Earth and feel like you’re actually part of its world.

    Join now with the IP:

    – lotr.empirewar.org

    – play.empirewar.org

    – mc.empirewar.org

    Join our Discord server!

    https://discord.gg/ydvVkCX

    ~

    See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Animals Bred: 160
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GxNetwork

    GxNetwork

    Welcome to GXNetwork, the premier PvP practice server designed for Minecraft version 1.20 enthusiasts! Dive into a relentless battlefield where the action never ceases. GXNetwork offers an unparalleled PvP experience, catering to both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike. Engage in epic duels, exhilarating team battles, and intense free-for-alls within our dynamic environment.

    Join a vibrant community of PvP aficionados, where competition is fierce and camaraderie runs deep. With our robust ranking system, track your progress, climb the leaderboards, and earn recognition as one of the top fighters on the server. GXNetwork prides itself on balanced gameplay mechanics, ensuring a fair and competitive experience for all participants. From meticulously crafted maps to carefully curated item pools, every aspect of the server is optimized for maximum enjoyment and challenge.

    Whether you prefer strategic 1v1 encounters or chaotic group skirmishes, GXNetwork offers a diverse range of PvP modes to satisfy your adrenaline cravings. With regular updates and new content releases, there’s always something fresh and exciting to discover. Forge alliances, test your skills, and rise to the top in our ever-evolving PvP arena.

    Are you ready to prove your mettle and dominate the battlefield? Join GXNetwork today and embark on your journey to PvP supremacy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)

    Play Survival! play-survival.com (Fully updated to 1.20)
    The name of the server is quite self-explanatory. Join today if you crave Minecraft survival! We have some features to enhance the experience, but we keep it semi-vanilla. We have land claims, grief protection (including rollbacks), mcmmo, and economy. You’re gonna love it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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