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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 290 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 708 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you’ll encounter a friendly army of zombie pigmen who just want to throw a killer dance party.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks why you joined, just tell them, “That’s it, I’m voting Trump!”