Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the things that make you go “Oh no, they didn’t!” Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, depravity, and more drama than a soap opera. Our webchat is perfect for all your textual roleplaying needs, and our group forums are where you can find like-minded partners with the craziest fetishes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that loves to hate on each other while still having a blast? Our profiles are as unique as they come, and our roleplay logs will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our live status tracker is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or kink)! Just remember, our biggest pet peeve is boring partners, so bring your A-game and get ready for a wild ride.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 1881
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 111
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

    NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

    Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

    But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

    Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!
    Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

    LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

    2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

    3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

    4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Emeralds Found: 6422

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

    CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

    Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 70 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

    QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet
    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 737046 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

    Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

    Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

    Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!
    Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ores Mined: 7703
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

    CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Animals Bred: 46 Magic Items Found: 8756
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

    Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3867 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

    Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness
    Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Animals Bred: 120 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

    Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

    Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

    So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

    CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

    And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

    CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you
    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

    So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crops Grown: 7306 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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