Blockmc Lifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1508	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4571	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ores Mined:	6377
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunCraft2021

activities, Adventure, amusement, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, FunCraft2021, games, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, leisure, pastimes, Playtime, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, Unwinding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7485
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3