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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1911 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure you have a good insurance policy). Our community is full of wacky characters who love to pull pranks, start epic wars over who has the best pet llama, and create massive statues of their favorite food items.
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming in lava and pig jousting. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and wonder why you ever played on those boring vanilla servers in the first place.
