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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3178 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 616 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and build a house made entirely of TNT (just make sure you have a good insurance policy). Our community is full of wacky characters who love to pull pranks, start epic wars over who has the best pet llama, and create massive statues of their favorite food items.
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized swimming in lava and pig jousting. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and wonder why you ever played on those boring vanilla servers in the first place.
