Blockheadz R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2438
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

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Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ores Mined:	4527	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	2532	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dick Craving CD High

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4325	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	105

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	215
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	5707

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	176	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7