Blockheadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, Clueless, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Frustration, funny, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, Minecraft, mistake, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, relationship advice, Self Discovery, Server, Significant Other, warning signs

Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9923	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	163
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Star Shards Collected:	168	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7773	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1170	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	745

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.