Blockheadz Minecraft Server

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Have you ever had a moment where you realized you were dating a complete moron? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of players who make you question how they even manage to turn on their computers.

From building houses out of dirt to trying to ride pigs off cliffs, the antics on this server will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles that form over who gets the last diamond block.

So if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for one of our resident blockheads!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Buildings Constructed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4714	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8973	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	143

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1941
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	6929	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ores Mined:	7629
Runes Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	149

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	990
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2187	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!