Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Emeralds Found:	9361	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ores Mined:	4058	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7417	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	175
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	6889
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Farms Harvested:	344	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	26

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs