BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	4086	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Animals Bred:	138	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	6799	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8397	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110
New Chunks Explored:	134212	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ores Mined:	946
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Votes:	6465	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Nostalgic server Minecraft server

1.7.10, Friends, Fun, minecraft server, Nostalgic server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5141	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Nostalgic server on 1.7.10 Call your friends to make it more fun!

MineStaryi.aternos.me:47910

The Monarchy

BETRAYAL, cobwebs, Conflicts, Custom Recipes, diamond armor, discord server, exp bottles, fire crown, friendly community, kings crown, luck crown, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Monarchy, netherite crowns, Server, smp, strength crown, Teams, totem of undying, Tridents, uncraftable items, water crown

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Potions Brewed:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Normal private Minecraft server with custom recipes to obtain uncraftable items and unique netherite crowns.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I obtain uncraftable items?	There are custom recipes in place to obtain items like cobwebs, tridents, mob heads, totem of undying, exp bottles, and more.
What are the unique netherite crowns?	There are four unique netherite crowns – Luck Crown, Strength Crown, Fire Crown, Water Crown, and the powerful Kings Crown with various positive effects.
Can I form teams to acquire crowns?	Yes, players can create teams to try and obtain the crowns, but there is a chance of betrayal due to their power.
How should I approach gameplay?	Players can choose to be peaceful, engage in wars, or remain neutral to capitalize on conflicts within the server.
How can I join the server?	Apply on the Discord server and follow all listed rules. Contact ‘domy0160’ on Discord to join.

Cosmic Nexus 1.20

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Cosmic, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, hololive, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live Stream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Nexus, Octavio, Regis Altare, songs playlist, virtual youtuber

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow dimension filled with flying llamas and dancing creepers. It’s like if Willy Wonka designed a Minecraft world on acid, man. Plus, the admins are like mystical wizards who grant wishes and turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, unless you’re allergic to epicness and fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join now and let your inner unicorn shine!

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	1430	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Items Found:	4683
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

Players:	91/400	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Battle Standards Raised:	8