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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1077 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Rule #1: Don’t argue with the admin about religion because Herobrine does not exist (or does he?). Rule #2: Don’t fact check the admin because even redstone contraptions can be fake. Rule #3: Don’t take too long to fix your creeper phobia because we don’t want to feel scared too.
But wait, there’s more! Just like this girl’s boyfriend, our admin will threaten to ban you if you don’t follow the rules. And if you dare to crack someone else’s back in-game without permission, be prepared to face the wrath of the admin’s revenge – which may involve spawning an army of zombie pigmen in your base!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you know about the game, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a villager and a wandering trader. It’s all part of the fun on our server!
