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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5159 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6093 |
Enchantments Applied: | 250 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!