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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5517 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!