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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9358 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!