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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1528 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5314 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Votes: | 6027 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!