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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7153 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!