Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

anti-Semitic, ass, Blockhead, bonanza, CREEPERS, derogatory, Discriminatory, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, hateful, hurtful, ignorant, intolerant, kikes, no brains, no foreskin, offensive, prejudice, racist, stupid, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4585	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Animals Bred:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Dimension Hops:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	963677
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6555	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	525	Farms Harvested:	787

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	136
Animals Bred:	64	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	13

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Farms Harvested:	303	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6245	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net