Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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