Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	173
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	208	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Votes:	3617	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	908635	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Towns Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ores Mined:	8159	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9026	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1052	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5976

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net