Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	107	Zombie Dances:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3237

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8211	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5854
Enchantments Applied:	211	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dimension Hops:	5

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2874	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7134	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crops Grown:	7493	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net