Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

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TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5923
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5967
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	1255
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6952	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs