Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4760	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	257	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	9309
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	639
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	425
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4339	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	373	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4170	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crops Grown:	8748

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	839265
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Potions Brewed:	51
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Emeralds Found:	3607	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz