Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	433
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

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Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5117	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	738
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	144
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4521	Players Killed by Monsters:	2391
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz