Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

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Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	853	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	124
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	652313	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5495	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8187
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magic Items Found:	1807
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5214
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ores Mined:	1653	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114