Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	8042	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	270
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	8456	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crops Grown:	5069
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	527	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	157
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	586173	Runes Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	3664

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6563	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4230
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	271	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net