BlockCraftin’FamAway

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Are you tired of living in the same old town, surrounded by the same old drama? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where you can build your dream house on 25 acres of virtual land for only $150k – talk about a steal!

Imagine raising virtual cattle and riding virtual horses without going into virtual debt. It’s every Minecraft player’s dream come true! And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any virtual emotional outbursts from family members – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a virtual paradise. Join our server now and start living your best blocky life! Plus, we promise not to disappear for 4 hours like some people we know cough mom cough.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7124
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	2877
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8777

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	602036
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	2981	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	4679	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.