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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 393 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6264 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3671 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!