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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3291 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!