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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3511 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!