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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3771 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
New Chunks Explored: | 302167 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!