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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5343 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!